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Post your worst draft You can’t hurt me I had three children who practiced “ Three Blind Mice “ on a recorder and only one who nailed it

Stuck a raspberry on each finger and ate them slowly like I wasn’t an adult but a kid no one liked until they hit puberty and needed a bra and then it became weird and overwhelming and raspberries became this weird signal for men to act stupid

JC for a moment I thought I smelled pumpkin spice

At this point tourists and conservatives are often human adjacent beings with money they wield like a weapon

Omg now my feet are peeled I need to touch actual grass