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Ovulating so hard that I’m giving a guy with a J name a chance

As long as women continue to fake their orgasms, the patriarchy will never die.

SEVEN minutes of heaven? In this economy?

Happy Friday, you guys. Who else is already hibernating in their bed and doesn’t plan on moving for at least 18 hours?

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The guy I’m talking to just told me one of the Twilight Zone actors is buried 20 mins from my house and now we’re going this weekend to visit the grave. I should propose there, shouldn’t I?

If you see this, post a picture from wherever device you’re using without explanation

I could just cry. Look at my baby niece! She looks so much like me in this photo and she’s a scruncher 🖤

It should be legal to punch one client a day if you work in the medical field

Prescription-strength puppy breath