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"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury

I've literally had to sell my soul to the highest bidder just to keep up with the bills. It's like, I get it, adulting is hard, but can't we just, like, have a universal basic income or something?

I'm sorry this is one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen

WE HAVE REAL CAMPS YOU CAN BE OUTRAGED ABOUT

You open up the clock and inside is the broken machinery of the universe. You don't have time for this

Happy International Owl Awareness Day! Please enjoy this photograph of ornithologist Herbert Brown (r) with an elf owl, the world’s smallest owl

Morton Salt Girl is a merry fellow; Bright blue her label is and her shoes are yellow

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

Travel deep enough into the Backrooms and you will find Bjork.

“Underlying health issues” is the new “pre-existing condition,” the excuse health insurance companies would use to refuse cancer treatment to people who had acne once.

To be loved is to be changed... ...And to have your pickle choices respected by force at the burger joint.

I have been so stressed all day and watched this 3 times and it cured me

so much of what you think you know about British medieval and ancient history was the Victorians absolutely just vibing some nonsense onto the page. it’s great for learning about the Victorians and useless for previous eras

absolutely wheezing over here

Saw a Waymo defeated by horse shit from the Household Cavalry on South Carriage Drive. Every pile it approached it would slam on the brakes thinking it was an emergency, and proceeded to do this a dozen times down the road.

time travel at 88 mph

I love when cats are laying down and their front paws are folded up in front of them like lil otters with big bellies. like this

"Huh," said the dragon. "Would you care to explain?" "Yes, I'm not a princess all the time," said the milkmaid. "Only on bright spring days. Once they end, I turn back into me." "How come?" "Oh, I was bitten by a princess." "Again, how come?" "She couldn't help herself," the milkmaid grinned.

She: But WHY are you breaking up with me? Please tell me honestly He (sigh): Ok it’s… your “signature sex move” She: Judgmental Corpse?

This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10 (IG: fenrirfanclub)

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