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Calling JD Vance Jared Cushioner

You can usually find me looking at the quilts

Guys, I’ve been to a state fair before. You don’t have to explain that it has things

Surely you mean urb, as in urbane and sophisticated and not at all wrong in their pedantry

I love a state fair and yeah this one is going to be lit

I’m thinking of taking a weekend trip to Minnesota to see this sculpture at the state fair

Oh yeah I assumed you had the freedom to get your diarrhea competently treated in most non-US countries, which is why I didn’t realize at first that I had worded it badly

Oh the phrasing is just a little messy and could’ve been tightened up to be clearer. Ah well!

And most importantly, my American freedom to file for bankruptcy from both the lettuce debt and the diarrhea treatment debt

I meant going into debt on both—what was the other way?

I could’ve worked on the wording a little longer

As an American, I’m so proud I have the freedom to go into debt buying diarrhea lettuce and the healthcare required to treat the diarrhea from the lettuce

I’ve decided I love lettuce more than I love not having diarrhea, which is probably exactly what Big Lettuce wants me to think

if the park slope food coop sells infected lettuce the general meeting will be wild & that’s what I need

Children, like my constituent Steven, are being taken from their communities and traumatized inside Dilley Trailer Prison. Each day spent in the inhumane conditions in Dilley takes a toll on our children. Even after his release, Steven is still fearful of one day going back. 1/2

YEP. And the cult got a little bit of money to recruit teens at some point

JUST skimmed a piece in the Harvard Gazette that totally validates this "any little bit is better than doing nothing" news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...

She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.