decided to go into the office today because a) i didn't make it in yesterday b) blue angels. however, now there is new fountain pen ink at my house and i am not at my house
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<insert Leave Britney Alone video remade for 2026 Jimothy>
WIREDWould you track Jimothy down for a selfie? Let us know 👇️
as a pedant, i have to point out that precisely 100 years ago my grandparents were 10, 6, 1, and -2 years old, so technically their jobs were "being small"
RevanEnough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
can confirm this is what happened
Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)After this, Reagan and Gorbachev immediately start wrasslin' and slam their asses through the Berlin Wall. The guards and Stasi are shocked by this, but then they too are compelled to get down as well. And this is how the Cold War actually ended. ~fin~
have you seen these pictures of my cat? do you know what a hyrax is? do you know that platypus are venomous and don't have nipples?
ETX GovYou've got a captive audience on a plane, and you know they can't open the doors and yeet you out. What subject are you gonna do a 30 minute sermon on?
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
Scott TatePost a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.