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(she/her) mostly retweeted stuff i like and/or hate, with occasional cat pictures and personal bitching

decided to go into the office today because a) i didn't make it in yesterday b) blue angels. however, now there is new fountain pen ink at my house and i am not at my house

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dreamed about a fashionable 1960s werewolf named karen ...werewolves aren't normally human women with ears but this one was

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phew that was another pretty stressful workday. let me relax with some genealogy records. for this uh wife of my 2nd great uncle who got married at 13...had 3 kids by 22...widowed at 24...buried all three of her sons.... was disabled by the time she was my age and died at 50. well uh

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as a pedant, i have to point out that precisely 100 years ago my grandparents were 10, 6, 1, and -2 years old, so technically their jobs were "being small"

Revan

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

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can confirm this is what happened

Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)

After this, Reagan and Gorbachev immediately start wrasslin' and slam their asses through the Berlin Wall. The guards and Stasi are shocked by this, but then they too are compelled to get down as well. And this is how the Cold War actually ended. ~fin~

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have you seen these pictures of my cat? do you know what a hyrax is? do you know that platypus are venomous and don't have nipples?

ETX Gov

You've got a captive audience on a plane, and you know they can't open the doors and yeet you out. What subject are you gonna do a 30 minute sermon on?

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Just thinking for no reason about my mom's former boss who used to go out to his car to do primal scream therapy

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....i have been listening to this audiobook for almost 11 hours and i have *just now* realized that one of the characters has the same last name as my great-grandparents because of the narrator's pronunciation. he's doing his best but his german is no better than mine

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Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18

La Momia: Ardeth Bay y Rick O'ConnellAlt: The Mummy: Rick O'Connell lights a match off Ardeth Bay's beardstatic.klipy.comMicah

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18

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