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your posts have brought great dishonor to this family

damn bro are you selling me a car because i have 0% interest

You miss 100% of the sex you never get

i will post a terrible quality photo if i like the vibes

Murphy, it's you.

THE POLLS ARE CLOSED BUT OUR HEARTS ARE OPEN

I love you too, Robocop

I love you.

What idiot called it The Odyssey and not 12 Years on Waves

Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.

Yeah, it’s true, ladies be shopping. … for WEED

Nothing exposes the limits of your kitchen faster than a recipe that says "using your stand mixer..."

Bring back the Supersonics, you cowards

I am relaxed.

the July weather got me all fucked up that i'm thinking about putting a light jacket on when it's 85 outside

It's like duck duck goose but the exact thing you're looking for runs around the screen until you click on it 🏆👑 Congratulations @kimmysunshine.bsky.social from @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social

What does THC stand for? Wrong answers only

angel on one shoulder: it’s time to go to work devil on the other: no stay in bed yoda on my back: get up, crushing me you are

Life is short, eat the snacks. Tummy aches pass but a fat ass is forever.

IS THERE NO PLACE IN THE DATING POOL FOR SOMEONE THAT USES CUTLERY ON A DOUGHNUT IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT.