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The New York Times wouldn't let me write about the Age of Diarrhea so I had to do it myself.

wait there's more in here

FLAME CON needs a headshot of me to say I'm coming to FLAME CON (i'm coming to FLAME CON!) so let me know which of these it should be lol

Veronica this is no time to be hawking merch

same

i think it's either a bot (sad) or just a very weird person (sadder)

yeah because they're just shooting fishermen.

"i wonder if emily wilson liked a christopher nolan movie about homer" is such a hilarious thought to have

this movie ends with Vlad Tepes’ son saying “my father was a hero, but there are no monuments or statues of him” which is a VERY FUNNY sentence if you’ve actually been to Romania

SO BAD

actually no ellen that’s not true

oh these suckers are CHATTY

all right if im going to master every version of DRACULA then its time to take this big bite

PSYCHO BEACH PARTY actually has THREE Buffy stars - Nicholas Brendon (Xander), Amy Adams (Tara’s hateful homophobic cousin), and Channon Roe (the zombie bully that Xander blows up)!

i am considering an ANN BOWMAN LIVES tattoo

SURF’S UP! so much fun at Dumpster Raccoon’s PSYCHO BEACH PARTY last night! Thanks all for coming out and limboing with us - and HAPPY BIRTHDAY to @baystreetvideo.bsky.social ! See you all next month for CAMP MIASMA (if you can get tickets!)

To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is

This is so important. We all need to get on this level!

Huh, very shocking, it's not like Meta's head is a guy who started his career in the most blatantly misogynist way of rating female students...btw, everyone should read the book Careless People. The rot is built in.