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when the lights come on at the club

did you think if you ate quietly the sun god wouldnt notice

It’s Friday night and things are heating up

she said ☺️

One of those snappy Wes Anderson character intros of fast cuts

this is a Jamie Ding respecting household

(cat in job interview) I learn best from anus-on experience

democratic strategist: we should meet him in the middle

oh my wife’s got suitors? telemachus my ass

cartoon cold open where he throws his sheets off in the morning and he’s wearing a suit

Tom Homan looks like he’d pet a rabbit to death

the never ending pasta pass is the perfect gift for someone who loves pasta and hates themself

oh hell yeah

Pokémon GO back to Ithaca

the divine truths of posting reveal themselves like spring blossoms

My ancestors (pedants) are spinning in their graves

We’re supposed to believe this is Argos??? The disrespect to my culture (petting dogs) is unbelievable

Not even the same kind of dog, Christopher Nolan has lost his way

Spain celebrating so hard it cuts into the 12 hour work week

when you have to go back to florida