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just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs

Wrestling is fantastic, because you can find a photo like this and in all honesty you can say, "yes, this depicts two men who both had trade meetings with Fidel Castro against the wishes of their governments".

It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self

Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’

(guy who makes up his own idioms): theres no sense in beating off a severed penis

WGN posted a meme of Kyle Shanahan as Mitch McConnell when reporting on his car accident.

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SINNERS (2025, dir. Ryan Coogler) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky 📽️🧛🎸

the nocturnal penis, the penis of the night...

making crunch sounds and loud gulping noises while eating pussy

I didn’t know he worked for DHS wow

If that reviewer had seen the Odyssey in IMAX 70mm they’d realise all their complaints were addressed at the top and bottom of the frame

I invited crash bandicoot over to my place one time. he got real high on whippets and did his spin move over and over again. destroyed the entire house

Homer could’ve saved us all these debates about which translation of the Odyssey is the best if he’d just written it in English in the first place

LOS ANGELES—In an effort to support his children as they attempted to distance themselves from their difficult upbringing, actor Brad Pitt announced on Monday that he was dropping his surname in solidarity with his family.

“…YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT JOE WRESTLED NECRO BECAUSE HE WANTED SOME ASS?” #AEWRedemption

To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is

Video game events of the near future.