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Grandpa is selling a life size doll and planning on delivering it himself. He’s putting it in the passenger seat and I’m not stopping him

Me and my houseboy noticed you from across the rave and we wanted to know… do you like LAN parties?

okay so the president can organize a multimillion dollar carbon capture project in the middle of DC but everyone makes fun of it because it’s ugly? it’s like you do even care about the environment

AUSTIN POWERS (de-aged): baby I was practicing free love back when your granny was knocking boots, I don’t see the issue! VIVICA GOODBOOBS (Sydney Sweeny): Austin you can’t just shag anyone without telling me, being Poly is about communication! AUSTIN: (looks Wistful, sad song by The Weeknd plays).

Matthew Rhys in the criterion closet gives us “where shall I find ‘do the right thing’” in a Welsh accent

My doctor says I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to.

Most stuff is not all that weird

just checked out the Wikipedia article and wow, I had no idea

bob odenkirk voice GOD DAMN IT

Did a cartoon for @josie.zone related to her upcoming @beckbook.com, the book about Beck.