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2026 and frozen pizza still doesn't fit shopping basket... Feels personal at this point

bro I heard you may have untapped equity. bro you gonna tap that or what

"If you find yourself pondering flood insurance just make a snap decision or you'll entangle some disaster contra your deliberations. You must read Sophocles as well as your atomic manuals." - my 194 year old ass, an ombre diffusion in a quart jar, senile, offering folksy wisdom to the vacuum

You know what. Don't look on my works. Fuck you. You don't deserve them. Despairing ass.

Do you think that's a lot of people or not a lot

You asked for help with I think that someone is trying to kill me infecting my blood and destroying my mind. Is this correct? I would be happy to help you with I think that someone is trying to kill me infecting my blood and destroying my mind

I believe it was clausewitz who observed that it is foolish to go to war with algae, as they are autotrophs with all the time in the world on their hands

I was already enjoying this salt water taffy then I realized I could make my own flavor combos by chewing two pieces at once

Kind of crazy how long I've been driving and didn't realize that the whole point is to prevent any cars from merging into you lane

I am drinking this and blasting diarrhea on your front door

Hey I was in the neighborhood doing your neighbor's fortifications just thought I'd drop by. I was noticing you could use a little crenellation maintenance maybe upgrade those rusty hedgehogs. Sally ports got some build up. I hope you don't think that moat's keeping anyone out

You could never make The Office today due to all the extreme genital close ups and real animal abuse captured on film.

I need every computer person to listen very carefully: nobody is ever wearing the nerd goggles. Except the worst fucking people. But mostly no one. One reason being. you're begging for a wedgie by wearing it

taskandpurpose.com/news/ivas-he... $2 bili for the mos eisely cantina background dude gear

The Army bought 10,000 IVAS headsets. Soldiers won't use them.The Army spent almost $2 billion on 10,000 IVAS headsets, but most are destined for storage rather than the field.taskandpurpose.com

God leave him alone

prn IV anti hypertensives are an attractive nuisance... Why are they in your powerplan in 2026

Shia le beau-frère

Just saw a surgeon who looks like Happy Gilmore's caddy

guy playing the "bet you won't last twenty seconds!" porn game: GODDAMNIT I almost fucking had it that time! Fuck!!

Wow had no idea they hired Bret Stephens