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I started weightlifting a few months ago and I hate how much better I feel afterwards. What do you meeeeean exercise is an effective tool for managing ADHD? It's bullshit!!

me but with the 2 lbs of kiwi I bought

Pretty sure the Pillsbury Dough Boy is composed of unspeakable evil

Is it meant to replace anything or just added for extra fiber?

I love the bird in the beginning that's like Y'ALL SEE THIS? THIS PILE OF POOP IS FUCKING MOVING

Congrats! No second boob crushing for you!

Merlin Ice Cream is a hell of a name

oh man, i was so close

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it

The Leafeon room is super cute!

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

Happy steam summer sale, y’all.

vampires are all queer because whatever your orientation if you were immortal don't think you wouldn't try it with anyone yes you would

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imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016