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Burke’s Bollock Blisser

When I interviewed Paul Saltzman, the ‘Beatles In India’ photographer, I asked him what was his most valuable memory of that time? His answer? “Discovering the kaftan.”

Very heavy material though

Advised a male friend who lives in very hot France to get a man’s kaftan. It’s changed his life, “the air going up my ball sack, Kaf is bliss!” Heed.

Thank you!

Thanks Alasdair!

Thanks Terry! A very happy job despite the subject matters.

The one thing I can't posdibly do is mention that small boat crossings are down by 44% this year, because scare mongering about this is the central pillar of my whole grift.

Ketamine freak has completely lost what’s left of his mind because there’s a Black lady in a fictional movie.

I’ve heard more from the BBC about Tokyo suggesting men wear shorts to the office than about the murder of Kirandeep Kaur. BBC News’ priorities are ridiculous. #RIPKirandeepKaur www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Thank you so much! X

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

This remains one of the most surreal, but lovely, moments of my entire life. RIP to a brilliant man youtu.be/Ud7Uti74yvo?...

Saw The Odyssey. Not as good as Jason and the Argonauts but nothing ever is.👵🏻

Same. Night kids x

love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts

Me at kick-off / Me at full-time