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binged all of Funboys this week, wonderful disgusting brilliant show and a Robot Wars themed episode that rivals (surpasses?) Spaced

SKETCH COMEDY REUNION KLAXON! It's the first time Tom, Tobi and I (AKA Sad Faces) have done something together since our last Edinburgh show in 2015, and I'm SO glad we put the unpleasantness of our very public falling out behind us to do this hilarious show! Do give it a listen NOW!

A croissant that actually melted in your mouth would be disgusting. you take a bite and it instantly dissolves into croissant juice on your tongue. you try to chew and your teeth find no purchase on the sudden reservoir of liquified pastry. you try to scream, sound replaced by flaky wet. nightmare

(quiet voice) this is actually fine, I expected it to be about policy but it's just baseball nonsense. obviously he hasn't engaged with it in the slightest beforehand and annoyingly that's quite relatable, if any other president did that it would probably be charming

heard Bryan Johnson cloned himself as a newborn but the newborn just started ripping the piss out of him immediately and now Bryan's locked himself in his Eternatoilet to have a tantrum and do a really angry poo

before he was Scrooge he was Ebenezer, of course. But what people don't know is that AFTER he was Scrooge he went through a brief period where he was legally known as an unpronounceable symbol as part of a long running dispute with his record label

do you think if Dickins knew how many adaptations of A Christmas Carol he'd have put more thought into the name Ebenezer Scrooge Jebediah Flunge Absalom Hinge Cornelius Plunge Ezechiel Cooch Habakkuk Luge that's the level you're playing at Charlie. put some goddamn effort in

I first heard this song less than 48 hours ago and I've probably had it go around my head close to 400 times, I'm losing my goddamn mind, every five seconds my brain shouts BING BONG ON ME HEAD www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCz0...

Untitled in B Flat MajorYouTube video by Skinwigs - Topicwww.youtube.com

you still have zoidberg YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG

Bill Oddissey, is that anything

[slowly sinking into the Atlantic ocean] to be fair he was right, the deckchairs do look a lot better now

[creepily] damn he's going for good growth in EVERY postcode, if you catch my drift

amazed Simon didn't do this, surely this is how all Golden Glove recipients celebrate

Trump during the Spain celebrations

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fun fact: if you give it a perfect high five it slowly turns into a thumbs up like at the end of Terminator 2

oh no guys I'm hearing that FIFA have used Rule 27.1 to derogue that Torres goal, the match is still going, they're going to restart the match after a quick 150 minute post full time show starring Vanilla Ice, Kid Rock and that voice actor from Bob's Burgers who went to 6 January

love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts

oh thank FUCK

the final whistle sounds. Chris Martin tries to sprint onto the pitch to perform the 75 minute long "full time show". he is thankfully stopped by a punch to the solar plexus by Kermit the Frog

you're welcome everyone