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fans of the font lobster are going to lose their dang minds y'all see they dropped the sequel this changes everything

What do you mean July is over? We haven't even resolved the Mitch McConnell plotline. Who the fuck is even writing this show?

finding out YOU are “the people from the sea”

"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG

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Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.

If somebody came to one of my writing classes with a novel about a “24-year-old wunderkind” on Wall Street called Leopold Aschenbrenner who graduated from Columbia aged 19, looked and dressed exactly like this, and crashed the stock market, I’d advise them to tone it down a bit

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film AdaptationPHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...theonion.com

60 years ago today, BATMAN was released in theaters, and not only is one of the great underrated comedies of the '60s, but when it comes to delivering the message "some days you just can't get rid of a bomb," it's second to nun.

Our State Department isn’t just the lazy, stupid student who uses AI to do their homework, our State Department is *so lazy and stupid* it doesn’t even check the homework before turning it in.

Game over.

HEGSETH YOU STUPID FUCK THEY'RE NOT RUNNING OUT OF BALLISTIC MISSILES YOU ASSURED ME WE HAD ENOUGH PAC-3 INTERCEPTORS HEGSETH. I WAS ASSURED OF THIS

....Is he gonna have it done cuz he said he wanted to have it done

Overnight, a masked bandit broke into our kitchen. Armed with opposable thumbs, he proceeded to sample everything on offer. I’d just visited the farmers market, so the menu was extensive. I can now share a highly specific peer-reviewed list of what this particular raider did & did not enjoy. 🧵

Raccoon's Evil Smile: 'Good, Good'Alt: Raccoon's Evil Smile: 'Good, Good'static.klipy.com

Ukrainian monitoring channels are warning of a massive Russian shelling tonight, and Kyiv residents are already heading to the subway.

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they do that anyway though. they called Joe Biden a socialist. you're all socialists to them. you might as well actually help people

Quick PSA for all your medieval linen coifs, up until the 15th century, no loose laces in the sources! ☝️

Mary Shelley: this all is too much Shelley: i'm gonna start stabbing Poe: mary! there's too many of them! Poe: you can't stab them all! Shelley: just fuckin watch me

no we aren't. no it isn't. that isn't true

Billionaires have already poured $433 million into the 2026 midterm elections—and 80% of it is going to Republicans.