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retail workers dont say thank you anymore they just hit you with this

it's beautiful

i am a sucker for the REPO MAN packaging style

trying to flirt with someone by saying theyre "looking like a fully upgraded trireme"

smells like meat rotten meat!

i need to soak up all the tequila and snake liquor 🫪

check these little fellas out

it's the classic trio!! ham egg and tuna

as a full blown moron i happily grabbed another chūhai to accompany my Three Basic Sandwiches and cold fried chicken with tartar sauce dinner

that's right

coquettishly stumbling about enticingly ralphing in a storm drain

fully doing the Drunkard's Walk

the amount of gay feelings i have outgassed into this river

another year passes

it's gonna be ok. i am 99% sure i know who has it and the Homosexual Recovery Network has already been activated

my posting phone is intact, but my work phone with my train pass etc is on the possession of a random straight guy....

legendary bag fumble tonight... cute dude was interested but i was too distracted because i lost my goddamn phone

There is a hidden boss who is sure to challenge even the most veteran players.

remove "hulk glans color" from google search history