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me preparing to give a powerpoint presentation

going to Menards for magic erasers

8:47 pm in the raising cane's drive-thru

could be us but ur playin'...

setting a new high score on the Ninja Handjob Simulator cabinet

great news my husband is learning to swim just as soon as we decide which of his four current skills to delete to make room

the woke mob has me terrified to admit my dog's name is Becquerel Mancreme

you couldn't name a game BOOBY KIDS these days. because of woke

i can't stand baby talk and don't think it aids in a child's development so in my house we call him Winnie The Excrement

very occasionally we sleep together. but not enough for me to get all confident about it

chatting warmly. ok

the pattern since i moved to Japan is every night i meet a beautiful man and spend the evening chatting early with him until i get so overheated i immolate like a phoenix and rise from my ashes the next day just in time go catch the train to work

listing my occupation as "Flaneur" on my 1040 and automatically triggering an audit

your love is the tasmanian devil pajama pants on the unruly white girl of my heart

just noticed my vizier's email address is the_scheming_vizier@yahoo.com should i be concerned

that can't be, my friend the vizier has assured me everything will work out

man with conspicuously shitted pants says his magical robot friend can unshit pants

took in a wanderer but they were irritating my colonists and providing no value, so when an enemy of theirs offered me a flat screen tv to off them i convicted the wanderer on false charges and put them to the sword in a ritual execution, delighting my devout colonists. that's rimworld baby

strategy roguelike about going over Niagara falls in a barrel