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I'll remember who stuck around when I had no Hematite ore, Limonite ore, Magnetite ore, Native Copper ore, Malachite ore, Tetrahedrite ore, Native Silver ore, Horn Silver ore, Galena ore, Cassiterite ore, Sphalerite ore, Bismuthinite ore, Garnierite ore, Native Aluminum ore, Native Gold ore,

holding my alpha male boot camp and tell everyone that farting loudly is male and everyone has to fart loudly and we do that for a really long time and everyone leaves one by one when they realize its all thats going to happen and I call out to them that theyll never be true alphas as they walk away

Forget if I posted this one

no! or at least I didn't. gotta find this

mortally wounded by an elf named Smuckers

It rules that you need brain damage now

dogpoop is trending on nextdoor

when i was a kid my friend loved little nicky so i watched it a million times over his house and a throwaway movie quote i repeat to myself a billion times to this day whenever life gets Wack is when at the globetrotters game the mom says to the kid "its all part of the show baby"

trying to flirt with someone by saying theyre "looking like a fully upgraded trireme"

I’ve eaten chicken sausages you wouldn’t believe, kid. Breakfast ones, Italian ones…. Hell, once I even saw one from Trader Joe’s that turned the consistency of a styrofoam packing peanut when you microwaved it for 9 minutes 99 seconds

more like common cents! which you will indeed find far more common if you sign up for x money with its generous 6% apy on cash balances for selected accounts...

my uncle knows a lot about cars actually and he says i could ask for two cases if i wanted to

throw in a case of poop soda and you got yourself a deal

i guess its better than nothing? but if someone was lowballing me I really wouldn't have any way to know they were doing it. I guess I just get knocked around like a dandelion until i get tired of it?

like actually seriously am I just supposed to put it up on craigslist or something and pick whatever feels right from the blue book and have people come and lowball me and just say "ok"

how am i supposed to sell a car that sort of sucks when I know nothing about cars

lol

Squished in the middle of this story was this heartbreaking paragraph. Unconscionable.

Only the survive