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oh hey my left eye isnt like 30% more closed than the other one all the time anymore

they should let you just pay for the part where the hair stylist touches your hair instead of the whole haircut jesus christ this is bleak whatever send post siri send post get this off my screen

My body is a machine that turns ridiculous amounts of food into nothing just straight up jack shit nothing

Its dark and thundery and stormy outside

welcome to ChudSlop how can I slop your chud alright one chud sloppy style your total is $30 you can pull around

🔔💬 iMessage Can't stop laughing at this 🤣 [a looping animation of a black dot flashing on a white background every 2 seconds for 30ms with each appearance accompanied by a 700hZ sine wave tone. It loops for ten minutes]

Doubt nuke

wikihow best lashing out for no reason tutorial

youtube sublimation tutorial working 2026 no borax

trainee that first-food-service-job-imprinted on me: Mara I saw a bug in the store yesterday :D me feeling the explosive implanted at the base of my skull wired to the drive-thru window times enter its pre-detenation phase: thats really good buddy listen go refill the ice for me. and stay there ok

how do I even call out of work about this

positive vibes only please guys

kill kill kill kill kill

cant post my monthly 3x3 here the line is tapped

music is so woah like wow

shoutout parentified eldest daughters lets kill everybody right now

from:me why are you crying

you will never magically graft feathered skin to your sick and balding harpy wifes head

the problem with wives is that you eventually run out of other peoples wives #wifenomics

They summoned me to catch another wasp at work today