I just got back from Kroger, and I think I prefer Piss Kroger over the ordinary Kroger's craptacular self-checkout lanes.
YES I HAVE TWO BAGS OF BANANAS. NO THEY ARE NOT SEPARATE ITEMS! LET ME CHECK OUT IN PEACE BEFORE I WHIP OUT MY JOHNSON AND PEE ON THIS MACHINE LIKE IT'S THE DUDE'S RUG!
Sorry.