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Frankendarling

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Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him

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In a sad turn of events, long time Democratic strategists Eugene and Rusty have announced they no longer feel comfortable being in a party with Hasan Piker

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I couldn't remember James Carville's name but my ability to search is unparalleled and a proven success.

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If you're ever hiking in the woods and get lost, just look up and find the brightest star in the sky and you'll know which way space is.

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My neighbor across the street got burglarized and he said the cops literally said "we're on to these guys" after saying "they've hit 20 houses in the area" and then he asked why they were able to hit 20 houses if the cops were "on to these guys" and that was the end of the investigation lol

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It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.

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if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”

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I wrote the definitive translation of Spider-Man, and I disagree with this film's treatment of him

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vader-skywalker denialists should be treated with exactly the same weight as historical jesus denialists we have two *adversarial* primary sources (501st journal, the peridean diary) attesting to “darth vader” being the same man as anakin skywalker, and a reliable secondary source (senate minutes)

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The two even cross over, with professional podracer and former slave Anakin Skywalker somehow commanding in half the battles in the Clone Wars before later becoming a Vader. The accounts are clearly either pure fabrication or consolidating multiple individuals.

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i've been sent this photo of an RV in south minneapolis supporting john nagel, a republican challenging ilhan omar in cd5... somehow they managed to do the loop on the J in "john" wrong and then just added it on the correct side. MN GOP!

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seems i need to clarify: he's not doing pope stuff, he's fighting to survive like anyone else. he just happens to be the pope. there's some comments about the hat, which he wears at all times, but otherwise it doesn't really come up

more mr. nice guy

zombie movie where one of the survivors is the pope. it's not a plot point, there's just like a doctor, a lawyer, etc holed up in a building and also one of the guys is the pope. the other people aren't catholic so it doesn't really matter that he's the pope. but he is, and he's wearing the hat

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