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He found the original Blippi Suit in a sealed chamber in the wreckage of Blippi II’s studio after the issue where Ms. Rachel assumed the phoenix force

my seven year old has been watching a lot of Americas funniest home videos, currently hosted by Alfonso Ribeiro, and he keeps referring to him as “Alfonso” and every time I’m like how’d you get on a first name basis with Carlton Banks

lmao

Does anyone have that thread of like “Sinfulicious Delectables” women’s food advertisements

Thanks to going to high school in the 90s and having had a beautifully thick head of hair back then I know precisely how much gel it took to get Adam Goldberg’s hair to look like this and that case of LA Looks probably cost as much as he made

Irony of Fate but about one of these housing blocks

“I did it on my phone” those few little words the people responsible for your work love to hear.

I keep getting these ads for television actors Appearing Live On Stage and what are they doing? what is Duchovny doing on that stage? Is he belting out 45 minutes of standards? Does he get up there take a sip of water and just boom here’s “Begin the Beguine”?

the day all us koenig-heads have been waiting for has arrived

That’s Wendy O Koopa named for Wendy O Williams lead singer of the Plasmatics who once got into legal shit for briefly pretending to jerk off a sledgehammer on stage

because, like the current administration and red ballcaps, Meta has decided to reverse Midas touch all chunky black glasses making them at a distance indistinguishable from Pervert Glasses I am getting a pair of big clear frames so you can easily see that my perversity is unassisted, technologically

My son is watching the 2025 SpongeBob movie and there’s an instrumental I couldn’t place during a chase scene and it turns out to be “holiday in Cambodia” and tbh SpongeBob is better than Levi’s

It’s fuckin real btw and it was about two weeks ago

It’s fuckin real btw and it was about two weeks ago

Zenni no longer appears to be THAT cheaper of an alternative to more expensive glasses

I’ve been married for 13 years, living with just my wife for a handful of years on top of that so when I watch Friends I forget how extremely normal it was during roommate times for someone to unambiguously be having sex in a bedroom while other people just did whatever around the house