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Fae: “Tell us your true name.” Me: “…Just my name? No birthdate, no SSN, no fingerprint scan, no address, no mother’s maiden name? Are you sure you’ve even got the right Olivia Waite? There’s like six.” Fae: “What the hell kind of bargains have you been making?” Me: “They call it health insurance.”

Gee I wonder what the difference between these sparkly, life-giving youth and the teen takeover kids you've been siccing the cops on all year might be

Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.

Similarly, if a random citizen at your daughter's soccer game wanted to check the genitals of the kids playing, you would call the fucking cops, and rightly so. Stop debating these people and call them out for what they are -- creepy perverts, freaky busybodies and utter hypocrites.

(with barely contained rage) I'm going to have a nice weekend

This is why I say that caving on the sports issue doesn't make it go away. The IOC, World Athletics, 27 states, and every major sporting body have banned trans athletes. The Supreme Court agreed with them. They got what they wanted and they still can't shut up about it and keep making it an issue.

It was never going to stop at trans people.

cws for extensive discussion of transandrophobia, abuse of all stripes, and misogyny, but fuuuuucccckkkkkkk ME this whole entire post. god damn

you're right! I did pulverize that child by accelerating into them at maximum speed. here's what happened - you asked me to target "hostiles" 70 inches or more in height, and I didn't do that. I did identify the child had bad vibes

Is this dystopian? Yes. But you have to consider that the drone will actually go in after a shooter instead of standing outside scrolling its phone

This is a very, very sad man who has just seen something that's made him forget his sadness.

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There are no human beings in this society, we have human doings and human havings. *audience goes silent* But I'm thinking, what if... you were a human gooning *audience start to leave their seats* not just a human who happened to be gooning *paper cups pelt the stage* but a a Homo Gooniens

ok but why is the executioner kinda 😶😳

I just don't think I should have to put up with this level of disrespect

I'm gong to buy 7 of these shirts so that I'll have a clean one to wear every day.

Zoochosis concept art (Moose)

Journalists preemptively doing fascist stenography and then getting hassled by fascists anyway is objectively funny. Should have tried doing your jobs and maybe we’d actually be behind you right now!