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reconnected with a childhood friend over text and they shared the most incredible thing with me that I had entirely forgotten about. I was such a dinosaur obsessed little freak that I made my friend a little book of "basic dinos" with hand-drawn illustrations.

pietà, signore my eyes are itchy

don't think I've seen this particular insult lobbed at a public figure since Anne Boleyn

you guys I think there is a monster under my workspace

cool here comes my period to ruin my vacation, my first time to the cape

what a stylish assortment of throw pillows. square, pear, and ???

blowing up like a thunderstorm, when for once we have a fine day. When Stephen comes into a room, the furnishings shrink from him. Chairs scuttle backwards. Joint-stools flatten themselves like pissing bitches. The woollen Bible figures in the king's tapestries lift their hands to cover their ears.

I gave the litter robot 4 a year and I really liked it for the first 3 weeks, but by now I want to take it outside and light it on fire. it has a design flaw built in that has made it spit errors every day since its first failure 3 weeks in. the thing nags me harder than my first ex

I'm sorry but who called it Betelgeuse B and not BETELGEUSE BETELGEUSE

tuesday feelings

why am I not in the family portraits, mother

introducing the designer of the Bills' alternate uniforms

should be able to call off work based on vibes

I am so tired of having to pretend these headlines are not the same level of seriousness

*wanting snack so bad my stomach is growling but this is happening on my lap* 🥹

kitten nugget

"The people don't give a fourpenny fuck."

work put a very pretty lady as the presenter on a training I very much did not want to do and damn if they ain't got my ass. I am hanging on her every word

I owe my freedom to @spikyfloof.bsky.social 💜

"you get more honey with bees than with vinegar" —my boss