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I just saw AIR FORCE ONE for the first time and man is this serious, are you fucking kidding me This is the most 1986-ass movie from 1997 I’ve ever seen

Oh is this guy also a huge anticommunist, transphobe, racist, and misogynist? He is? What a crazy coincidence that this system just lets him keep doing that shit no matter how much it hurts people, because, uh, something something freedom of speech and there’s no possible system other than this

Related are all the other contortions of capitalism that one might expect. And so this fucking smarmy sack of flour gets to bring his droopy-drawers understanding of sports and gender relations to our attention and has the clout to do something about it but we just let it happen Anyway

Their arguments are as serious as those of a six-year-old yelling ‘SHUT UP MOMMY’ and in any sane society they’d be relegating to teaching comp 101 to farm kids *at best*. But we’re so fucking beaten down by this system that elevates them to high levels of power that we have to pretend otherwise

Their politics are those of literal babies if babies were racist. Their view of gender is one that is an absurd holdover of Victorianism. They are lucky enough to be part of the privileged class of the most bloated capitalist oligarchy in human history and get hired to be courtiers for rich idiots

The only sports they have ever encountered are on paper or on a screen or paying to watch it. But they’re weak jock-sniffing nerds who are born toadying. They have asshole opinions about something they’ve never done and enough clout to make them your problem. Whining no-balling loser creeps.

This question is usually posed rhetorically, but there is an answer! Or rather, several answers. The first, of course, is this smirking dumpling of a human being, who, like all such people, is an entitled piece of shit who never got over when mommy stopped wiping their asses, doesn’t know ball.

I want to talk a little bit, although I probably shouldn’t, about the doughy, self-impressed blob of junk-drawer intellectualism that they got to write their position paper on this degrading nonsense. I’ll start with a common refrain: Why do they always look like this?

So the Heritage Foundation, and by extension the US government, is attacking the role of women as anything but docile breeders. This is not a surprise, although it is hugely depressing. You can read more about it in @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social's excellent article, linked below. But.

Goin' great

Schlitterbahn and Saudi Arabia both committed to beheadings

Here are the people who love the Senate and think it's outrageous to call for its abolition: - Senators - Journalists and pundits paid to talk about Senators - People who think knowing stuff about the tedious business of the Senate makes them sophisticated geniuses Everyone else hates them

Oh no what kind of radical communist agitator would suggest getting rid of something that more than 8 out of 10 people think eats shit

It's so funny to me that people are heated about Megan saying we should abolish the Senate because the Senate is one of the most unpopular institutions in America. It sucks! Everyone hates it! Hating the Senate is one of the last bipartisan agreements left in this country!

I remember post-9/11 Oklahoma rammed through some legislation about never allowing sharia law to govern the state and, like, is that a possibility? Is the Tulsa Caliphate on the verge of being established? Might as well pass a law saying Oklahoma can never be governed by Oompah-Loompahs

"All they have is scaring people" stays winning

Spotted on a billboard outside New Braunfels, TX: "STOP RADICAL ISLAM. STOP COMMUNISM. VOTE REPUBLICAN - KEEP TEXAS RED."

I wish that were true. The Soviets did that, but most other western governments, including the US, let them off the hook, hired them, gave them cushy and important government jobs, and put them to work killing leftists

The collateral damage isn’t gonna be so collateral this time and if they’re starting to target actual rich people - and they already are - you better believe you’ll get it in the neck before they will. Act accordingly

Usually liberals ignore this kind of thing until it’s too late and then they either support it or keep silent about it, but that’s probably not going to be possible this time for reasons that are becoming increasingly obvious