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clocking in for my shift at the factory

Bluesky in a nutshell

whenever the cat is walking around looking real tough, we call him "Jack Creature", for obvious reasons

I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead.

tell her what happened to jimmy fallon

Andrew Tate slowly realizing exclusive new manosphere actually jail

On this day, 2012, I found a horse that could read

Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.

the helicopters can’t capture the real struggles of the tour

how I flirt

the most realistic scene in Jurassic Park is when two scientists make a questionable decision — traveling to an undisclosed location with a strange man — on the promise of three years of modest funding

Just found Jimothy the raccoon’s old Reddit posts. Oh boy

how your email finds me

This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning

LOGGING ON

7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:

LMAO

Variation 8, Cathedral Series (flipped), by Suzan Frecon, 2011

it turns out this also does not work?