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Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum
Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendumEDMONTON - With the October 19th Alberta Separation referendum approaching, residents of the provincial capital have announced that they will be holding their own referendum to separate the city of Ed...www.thebeaverton.comNew pod with special guest @verybadllama.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/1jD2... -The Trade War rages on, as does an actual war -Who says Conservatives aren't patriotic? Mostly other Conservatives -Carney breaks with Ford over Billy Bishop airport +More
Who Says Conservatives Aren't Patriotic? Mostly Other ConservativesThe Beaverton Weekly Report · Episodeopen.spotify.comRepublicans insist Mitch McConnell resting comfortably following routine taxidermy procedure
Republicans insist Mitch McConnell resting comfortably following routine taxidermy procedureWASHINGTON D.C. - GOP lawmakers are chastizing their Democratic colleagues, as well as members of the media, for inquiring about the 6 week disappearance of Sen. Mitch McConnell, insisting the lawmake...www.thebeaverton.comTech CEOs warn Chinese AI could destroy the world faster than American AI can
Tech CEOs warn Chinese AI could destroy the world faster than American AI canSILICON VALLEY - American Tech CEOs issued a chilling warning that Chinese AI models have the potential to destroy the world more quickly and more cheaply than their American counterparts.www.thebeaverton.comRepublicans insist Mitch McConnell resting comfortably following routine taxidermy procedure
Republicans insist Mitch McConnell resting comfortably following routine taxidermy procedureWASHINGTON D.C. - GOP lawmakers are chastizing their Democratic colleagues, as well as members of the media, for inquiring about the 6 week disappearance of Sen. Mitch McConnell, insisting the lawmake...www.thebeaverton.comNeighborhood kid who just learned to ride bike now logging 14-hour shift delivering Uber Eats
Neighborhood kid who just learned to ride bike now logging 14-hour shift delivering Uber EatsOAKVILLE, ON — Seven-year-old Ryan Driftwood has been making the most of his newfound love of riding his bicycle by "making bank" as a self-employed Uber Eats food courier.www.thebeaverton.comTrump threat to tariff Canada over wildfire smoke closest he will ever come to understanding climate change
Trump threat to tariff Canada over wildfire smoke closest he will ever come to understanding climate changeWASHINGTON D.C. - President Donald Trump has threatened to tariff Canadian goods as a means of forcing Canadians to address circumstances that would cause future forest wildfires, a tactic that demons...www.thebeaverton.comMeteorologists confirm drizzle will not address bird shit situation
Meteorologists confirm drizzle will not address bird shit situationBrandon, MB – Local meteorologists confirmed today what residents already felt in their hearts: the light rain forecast for this weekend will do absolutely nothing to address the bird shit situation.www.thebeaverton.comCancelling of Billy Bishop expansion leaves Ford wondering if this is a bad time to tell Ontario he bought another private jet
Cancelling of Billy Bishop expansion leaves Ford wondering if this is a bad time to tell Ontario he bought another private jetQUEEN'S PARK - The Federal Government has announced it will not support a proposed expansion of Billy Bishop Airport, leaving Premier Doug Ford searching for the right moment to inform Ontarians that ...www.thebeaverton.comBritish Columbia to address cost of housing by legalizing polygamy
British Columbia to address cost of housing by legalizing polygamyVICTORIA, B.C. - Minister for Housing and Municipal Affairs Christine Boyle has announced that the provincial government will legalize polygamy in an effort to address the ballooning cost of housing.www.thebeaverton.comOlive-hating man worried about upcoming trip to Greece
Olive-hating man worried about upcoming trip to GreeceSharbot Lake, ON - The excitement of an overseas vacation has turned to anxiety for a local man over the perceived olive-based diet of his destination. Ted LaFleur, 43, says while he is excited to vis...www.thebeaverton.comTrump Trade War prompts Canada to mobilize reserve members of Broken Social Scene
Trump Trade War prompts Canada to mobilize reserve members of Broken Social SceneOTTAWA - With US President Trump ramping up his economic attacks on Canada and Europe, Prime Minister Mark Carney has enacted a top secret plan to mobilize Canada's most highly-specialized fighting un...www.thebeaverton.comNew pod! open.spotify.com/episode/3LJz... -Trump creates the most random list of goods to tariff -US politicians show their whole ass over Canadian wildfires -Elbows down for the Gordie Howe bridge deal +More!
Trump Asks If He Can Tariff Canadian Wildfire SmokeThe Beaverton Weekly Report · Episodeopen.spotify.comAndrew Tate slowly realizing exclusive new manosphere actually jail
Andrew Tate slowly realizing exclusive new manosphere actually jailMIAMI - Controversial online men's influencer Andrew Tate, as well as his brother Tristan, is gradually realizing that the elite new manosphere club he has been ushered into is in fact a federal penit...www.thebeaverton.com
