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Creativity has many forms. Find one that's right for you. Shamble to the market in a moss cloak. Teach the local raccoons to become wizards. Build a catapult that launches balls of swords. Grow antlers and become a haunted menace of the north woods.

This is the song that never ends.... 🎵

Ogden Nash's: THE CANARY

I'm so old I almost made a joke in Discord about how I sometimes feel like Fish on Barney Miller but I realized that possibly only one person would have any idea what I was talking about

Classic

I'm not like all the others on the dating apps. When I say I'm looking for a partner-in-crime, I'm talking white collar. Corporate espionage. References required. Just kidding. I'm not on dating apps.

It's only Monday and I've already had a rough week - and my allergies are trying to pack my sinuses full of oatmeal (or at least that what it feels like). So I'm going to go heavy on the taking it easy and/or working on Super Secret Things in the studio and light on the social media this week. 🤎

Linda Lavin? Cheech Marin?

“what if an extremely hot man was very stupid“ really is what he's best at, at least

Don't give up on your dreams. There's a lonely mountain out there that needs a new hermit, or an old forest that needs a new twig witch, cackling in the gloom.

feels like some 1940s musical duet about new neighbors. I'm gonna wave at your baby / I'm gonna coo at your dog / I'll share my leftover gravy / I really didn't think the rhyme all the way through but you can see where I was going

A better love story

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79G...

Much Ado About Nothing was pretty close to peak hottest for everyone in that film.

It's in your timeline again. Do the thing.

The *Masters of the Universe* filme ys full of bizarre and wackye visuals, fun actioun, and a gleeful sense of not takinge itself seriouslye, not even a litel bit. It ys fun and entertaininge. A kynde of spiritual sequel to the 1980 *Flash Gordon.* Also, a cameo by Wells Cathedral.

I will be making a historically accurate version of "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan."

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It's ok to prioritize your own health. It's ok to look after your own needs. It's ok to go to the market for cheese & wine looking a forgotten Muppet. The dangerous one that nobody talks about.