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my review:

for one night only in New York City…premarital sex is legal for Spider-Man

[reading the latest discourse] seeing a lot of thesis and antithesis lately but not a lot of synthesis

Everyone talks about Nolan’s fear of losing his wife but we rarely talk about how often that fear manifests as a trolley problem

Thinking about how Epic Games’ total commitment to Fortnite has come at the cost of Gears of War and Unreal Tournament, with Harmonix (the creators of Guitar Hero and Rock Band) serving as their Omelas child

They should cast Ryan Gosling as Booster Gold and Russell Crowe as Ted Kord and it’s set in 1970s LA and they’re private detectives and it’s directed by Shane Black and they don’t wear their costumes and they can call it The Nice Guys 2

don’t care probably won’t like it but it does validate my view that Gosling looks like if Nic Cage and Laura Dern in Wild at Heart had a baby

kinda shocked at the thematic overlap between Nolan’s The Odyssey and Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

“Ti West Johnny Depp Ebenezer Scrooge” sounds like a target list in a Hitman level

Evan Gelion is a beautiful name for a boy

every press release from Xbox:

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They’re continuing to call it the easiest boycott of all time

the comments that are like “what? nothing for gen x?” are driving me crazy. what are you talking about? your ninja turtles and transformers never went away. you guys run the world now. san francisco is yours. there’s a new Linklater out every year. Jack Black is in every movie. the r-word is back

it was sad when Deadpool and Wolverine beat the corpse of Fox X-Men for cheap jokes and it’s even sadder now that they’re trying to play it straight. how is anyone supposed to take Channing Tatum Gambit seriously? why does he now have as many appearances in this universe as Shang-Chi?

the best part of SEGA’s output from the late 90s thru the early 2000s was how you could tell that half of their composers (rightfully) thought Prince Paul was the coolest thing to happen to music

I’m 30 today :)

Do the non-American Gundam fans know that the series that hit it big in America was fucking Gundam Wing? like not only was that the one that introduced most Americans to Gundam, but during its initial airing it was getting better ratings than Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z?

The annual average for homicides in the NYC subway are in the single digits. Compare that to the number of people killed in traffic accidents or even by the NYPD and the subway seems substantially safer.

Clarkson: A trip along the Mediterranean Sea demands a blessing from the Gods so I put my faith in Hermes with this beautiful Mercury Montclair. May: Class. Myself I thought the seaside voyage ought to be blessed by Poseidon so I opted for the Maserati. Hammond: (muffled speaking)