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We all have that one homie who scholars theorize was not a single individual, but a collection of different authors

i’m the host of a paywalled subscription podcast that’s loosely based on the book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. I’m some kind of doctor but not the real kind. we’re #1 on the charts and all our episodes have titles like “burnout: what to do when entrepreneurship has you blue.” i’m worth $300 million

Most viral Twitter post of 2016: 🔵 @𝗪𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘆𝘀𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹: We think our fries are pretty good but have it your way, @BurgerKing 😉 Most viral Twitter post of 2026: 🔵 @𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆𝘃𝗶𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: If you own a business, like and RT if you agree to NEVER be bisexual

tony soprano lived an incredible life where he could have leftover ziti whenever he wanted

it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up

This is what they make the American guy look like in anime

Let’s not be hasty. The Queen of England was almost assassinated this way.

The NBA Finals have been pretty great so far, and have given fans basically everything they could have hoped for, with one exception—the chance to think more about President Donald Trump. That ends now.

Currently workshopping a guy who's mad that Mamdani's getting credit for a Knicks team that was actually built during Eric Adams' administration. Really looking forward to seeing where this goes.

Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska

Because it’s a lot harder to make something built to last (and withstand legal scrutiny) than it is to flood the zone with shit and tell someone else to try to clean it up. The fight is asymmetric, all statements like this say is “I wish it was as easy to do good things as it is to do bad ones”.