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So I can never go in a pool?

welcome to the Age of Diarrhea

Have you ever admitted to being wrong about something?

when u nut but she keep singing

Getting sticker shock at the 401k store

Maybe someone should put them all in a “basket” and track their prices.

What are you talking about? I was just asking what “401k prices” are? What do you think they are?

What do you think 401k prices are?

What are 401k prices?

John Landis on the set of three amigos told Chevy Chase he was going to kill him and Chase responded “with what, there’s no helicopter here,” and that may be the only funny and good thing Chevy has ever said

I’ll be your Jeremy Renner pen pal. We can write each others letters about Jeremy. #RenPens

How is his life destroyed?

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

I just saw someone say that hindsight is 20/20 on Graham Platner, and let me just say that if you did not see this coming, your vision for such things needs to be checked.

Prima nocta

The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.

Love hanging my microfiber hand duster in the garage