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it’s not a want, but a need. we NEED to bring back dodo birds, y’all. i believe they could heal this broken planet.

at least one

I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY SAUSAGE IN A BOTTLE, YEAH

bsky suspended gwen pepperoni again and it’s so pathetic. how dare gwen say trans people matter. what controversial thing might gwen have said next, that kittens are adorable? bring gwen back.

hot do'clock

suspending gwen is wrong and you fucking know it mods

i'm on my "cozy in bed" shit

the feminine urge to unhinge your jaw and swallow your enemies whole

bro lowkey your beauty escapes definition. you're legit so enchanting i lack the vocabulary to describe it bro. you bewitch me bro.

Justice for Gwen Pepperoni

It’s so important to give me a big messy kiss

bane mask but I got a bunch of vapes glued onto it

Manosphere influencer: Bro, if you want to get any bitches, you need to be over six feet add make six figures. Stop being a pussy and hit the gym and invest in crypto The hottest woman you’ve ever seen: I want the guy from wicker to bruise my cervix

I'm pretty laid back unless I hear a phone ring more than once

long story short *screams*

it's extremely fucked to personally target a single trans person for an extremely mild critique of your behavior and then turn your "apology" into a self-indulgent brag about what a good ally you are, actually

There are two kinds of people on the highway: those who should live and those who should die. I am The Decider.

i would like to apologize to ken jennings for making him say something offensive to me by existing. i hope everyone understands that he is the victim here, and not the transperson who is being plastered on the news. as a trans woman i have failed a cishet man and for that I am deeply deeply sorry.

it’s 2026, why don’t we have self inflating jams by now?!

Arranging the spiked heads on my castle walls to make them kiss each other