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goodness me

is it a fib if it's aspirational?

psilocybin is a helluva drug

like it's weird and performative but what is this a performance of?

I'm just not understanding the tone her and her consultants are going for here like condescending drinking buddy? shitbird hamfisted HOA hardliner? she's gonna do a Howard Dean yell any day now but I couldn't tell you why they'll ultimately decide that's the right move.

wish I knew how to read

not now kitten, daddy’s cyberbullying

Every video game I've played has prepared me for this, and we should make plans now to deal with the nazi zombie ghosts that are absolutely still living on these ships.

I mean I just do whatever I read tells me to do.

I'm still gonna do it tho

aw man this rules but it's also terrible advice

children's cartoons are getting too esoteric and strange

wow sheesh. what's her deal who is she?

we need a way to tell people to calm down that doesn't make things a hundred times worse

it's the only thing stopping Julianne Moore from becoming governor

old world dying, new world not born yet, now is the time for effin and jeffin.

kids don't listen unless you yell

or at least as Powerline

tanktops like weird breather mask thingies