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Hey #UK friends. Do you get annoyed by fireworks? Do your pets find them distressing? Do you think anyone should be able to buy them? The UK Government is running a consultation and want your views. www.gov.uk/government/c...

thing is that the World Cup is worth massively less without UEFA

Imagine winning/losing by this margin. 🤯

there's plenty of restaurants in this town, but the owner of the sandwich shop downtown hates me, says he's gonna kill me, and has a sign up on the wall saying that 5 cents out of every sandwich order will go towards buying bullets to shoot me with.

I got into a hollering argument about trans rights with a chud at my Olympic weightlifting gym a few years ago. A few weeks later, he dropped a full-blown N-bomb during a casual conversation. It's like clockwork.

It was noted by a friend taking her yacht from Britain to Portugal that in the channel area most yachts have AIS and that changed dramatically after they got round Pointe de Rez. Certainly in Greece the vast majority of yachts don't (including my parents 1/5th of a yacht)

mystifying how those cars got scratched. Anyway

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Okay, so if Russia can't take Ukraine after a years long two week special operation, and the US has only empowered Iran while ruining its own economy and running out of missiles, tell me again why I should personally fear any of these big scary militaries?

We love the hiring of real artists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know who needs to see this

I did

Regret to report that the Sri Lanka-based Facebook nostalgia industry has started RESPECT season early this year. “Life in Britain” was previously building #numbers as “Xiaoyang Grebentsov” until last November, if you want some idea of how this bollocks works.

I feel like my proposed "Gillian Anderson Revived My Flacid Willy" stand up show wouldn't land the same, but each to their own.

I do not believe there was ever a cooler front man in music than Phil Lynott.

Over a year ago, a Dutch frog science magazine emailed me asking if they could include my comic in their upcoming issue about dart frogs. They were interviewing the scientist who first described the blue poison dart frog; he had seen and liked the comic. They mailed me a copy, which just arrived:

Sorry what

Taps aff

Important: this is not a drill

The reality of Orca attacks on yachts.