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I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since I typed it.

This is the fanboy entitlement I refuse to let go of, every single scene must be completely unhinged.

Can I say this is the level of knowledge and detective work that I fucking adore in Warhammer fans. Absolutely not being sarcastic, absolutely 100% serious.

The absolute Banter Outcome for this would be announcing G1 Megatron Missing Link and we find out it's a super accurate G1 Megatron robot mode but it transforms into a tank.

HE'S BACK! comic by me.

Excellent, sounds like a good time all round!

Oh absolutely this, just a big ol' fanboy unable to balance the line between, as Spinal Tap so memorably put it, stupid and clever.

I don't even know if I want it to succeed, or for it to be such a legendary car crash that in ten years time I'm watching a docudrama about people trying and failing to talk him out of the stupidest ideas ever recorded.

The second they wink at the camera, even when the Orks turn up, is the second they fail.

I don't even want it to be good, I just want it to be so insane it feels like technicolour nails are being hammered into my brain via my eyes. I want every desperately overserious frame to make me question my sanity.

I bet any money that every other prospective producer/showrunner has run screaming from Cavill's obsessive fanboy lunacy but Rahul Kohli convinced Flanagan to take it on just so he could get cast in it.

I want - no I demand - that Cavill's quixotic vanity project be so overblown that not only does it bankrupt Amazon but in the course of financing it they accidentally discover actual Warp travel.

"But does the Amazon project need to be more grounded than a big galactic epic to keep it within a realistic scope?" I'm going to stop you there, if the word "grounded" comes anywhere near a 40K project then you are doing it wrong to an extent I cannot begin to describe.

Sweet baby jesus no

I do not believe there was ever a cooler front man in music than Phil Lynott.

The Dramaturgy Was Like That When We Got Here.

This better be one of the extras they're including in the movie re-release.

Weirdly it's because the books were written in the 80s by an Evangelical Christian for a Christian book publisher, concentrating a lot on the (correct in all honesty, although this is part of a much longer conversation I shall not bore you with) angle of Arthur as an early Christian king.