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Big Log. Done mine first thing to get it done with. #totp

Why isn’t there a definitive collection of Giorgio Moroder bangers? A 45 minute version of I Feel Love and that stuff he did with Sparks #totp

Showaddywaddy. Two drummers years before Adam and the Ants came along. #totp

WHY DON’T GIRL BANDS GET STOOLS? #totp

I’ve driven on the A1 twice this week. And where were these lads? NOWHERE. #totp

Daphne and Celeste, subsequently pelted off the main stage at Reading by huge bottles of piss. I do not condone this behaviour #totp

Just had reason to think of my favourite story of crypto bro idiocy. Yep, still funny.

Man who paid $2.9m for NFT of Jack Dorsey’s first tweet set to lose almost $2.9m‘This is the Mona Lisa of the digital world’, says crypto entrepreneur Sina Estavi who bought the NFT in March 2021www.theguardian.com

“Camelot!” “Camelot!” “It only a model” “Shh shh!” [context in alt text]

As far as I, Colonel of the 93rd Highlanders at the Relief of Lucknow is concerned, this low-down cur should be black-balled from every club and society across this great Empire of ours, or found work in the East India Company. Letter to the Times coming on, hmm. www.skysports.com/cricket/news...

'Clicky Ponting' scandal: North Yorkshire and South Durham Cricket League expresses 'genuine concern' for Saltburn membersThe North Yorkshire and South Durham Cricket League is investigating cheating accusations made against a Saltburn player alleged to have clicked his fingers to trick umpires into giving wickets; the C...www.skysports.com

Happy first anniversary to me retiring. I celebrated by staying in bed until 9.30am.

Finally getting some writing done. “And then, for the first time in human history, the bass dropped”. That’s 1,750BCE folks, mark it in your diaries.

Happy ninth anniversary to Stormzy bringing fish finger discourse to the party.

🎵 The Simpsons 🎶

Lidl. Nearly bought a rock hammer. I still might.

Pork Chops for tea, the packing had this logo on it, which immediately made me think of…

“Sporting goods and fitness equipment”. If you say so.

Regret to report that the Telegraph is at it again.

ANYWAY, the new fridge with an excitingly more efficient energy rating is coming today. Everything* is currently in one of those bags that keep hot things hot and cold things cold.