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kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left

Hell yeah, we love to hear it

One of the great joys in reading academic work is when you come across a book that is just a comprehensive guide to whatever's in the title. Give me everything you have on Bog Bodies, from antiquarian accounts to ancient DNA studies, stat

Absolutely elite uncle-ing

Even when a Nolan movie doesn’t resonate with me (I usually like them but don’t love them), I appreciate them for giving straight men an opportunity to openly weep

Some certified bangers coming up on Past Lives: July 29: Interview with Prof. James Romm on Greek wisdom for the modern age (very dad-coded!) Aug. 5: The Human Sacrifices of the Shang Dynasty Aug. 12: Bog Bodies! Aug. 19: Tollund Man Aug. 26: Interview with Prof. Peter Mancall on Colonial America

Yeah I used to go as often as possible, but in the last seven years I've seen maybe two or three movies in the theater?

I had smoked the fattest blunt before seeing Interstellar and it wore off at exactly the moment they go through the wormhole

If you're worried that this might impair me cognitively and my Takes on the Odyssey will suffer as a result, I have some really terrible news for you about my work more generally

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Got my Odyssey ticket for tomorrow night and I can't remember the last time I was this excited to go to the movies. Also, I can't remember the last time I went to the movies, so there's that.

I've got a krater of wine and an amphora of garum!

Some certified bangers coming up on Past Lives: July 29: Interview with Prof. James Romm on Greek wisdom for the modern age (very dad-coded!) Aug. 5: The Human Sacrifices of the Shang Dynasty Aug. 12: Bog Bodies! Aug. 19: Tollund Man Aug. 26: Interview with Prof. Peter Mancall on Colonial America

Our 3,000-year plan is finally working, we move at midnight

One thing I will share about Odyssey discourse is that OMFG ALL OF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE ANCIENT WORLD HOLY SHIIII YES YES HARDER DADDY THIS IS AMAZING

"Hardest Place" is one of the best books I've read in the last decade, and if you're at all interested in American misadventures overseas in the last couple of decades, it's THE thing to read.

I'm so glad to have made that joke for EXACTLY one person!!! That's the level of targeted riffing you can expect from MOOD

Today's entry in "Becoming My Father": we've got plumbers out because there's a clogged drain that's shooting god knows what back up at us, and talking with them about ball and stupid contractors has been the high point of my day

MATTIE OH MY GOD!!!

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