Hegseth's wives Iran this weekend 🤝 hit hard
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Dr. Sarah Parcak
Профиль VivelyProfessor, Archaeologist, Egyptologist, Award-winning writer of books, Dad joke lover, mom, rabble-rouser academic. Owned by cats. she/her
Wait. The Ohio Senator (Moreno) had a sockpuppet Grindr account for 1 on 1 man encounters but he is Very Jesus And Married And Not Gay and his daughter is dealing with an abusive POS child abuser/ nightmare (Congressman Miller). Can we sort this out with a duel? newrepublic.com/post/179855/...
Trump-Backed MAGA Senate Candidate Linked to Gay Hookup SiteOhio’s Bernie Moreno is trying to blame someone else for his presence on the site.newrepublic.comMy persona was stolen to make a B-list Hollywood horror movie called The Pyramid (about a blond american Egyptologist who uses satellites to map sites but then gets eaten by a monster). Not joking. Glorious.
Anna Kornbluhwhat's your emily wilson onion accomplishment, mine is a peer-reviewed scholarly article with footnote to Dwayne The Rock
Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay GatsbyAlt: Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsbystatic.klipy.comJacqueline AntonovichThe Iowa Board of Regents voted to suspend all courses offered through the University of Iowa’s Center for Intellectual Freedom until 2028 as the search for its permanent director continues.
I've always wanted to learn the best way to sauté rotten roadkill raccoon balls
Brandy ZadroznySomeone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
oh my god 💀💀💀
alix e. harrowbought candy at the pool for a 13yo and she tried to give me cash. i was like nahh it's nbd, and she goes "girl i have seen your car." 13yo girls remain undefeated. you think you're talking to a child but you're actually talking to whatever gods used to send to punish mortals for their hubris
Molorant Wibugus: 'They had us in the first half'Alt: Molorant Wibugus: 'They had us in the first half' memestatic.klipy.comjordanThe only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
Out of the 6 guys here, in the next year, 2 will be busted for child porn, 2 will have affairs exposed, and the woman, bless her, will break free and start a Yoga Commune in Tibet.
Freakbeat TakeshiWe're assembling a team of the weirdest looking think tank ghouls to fight the communist menace.
Any new Andrew Taint updates? I am so enjoying his suffering and being driven slowly insane in solitary.
Willy Wonka: The Suspense Is Terrible!Alt: Willy Wonka: The Suspense Is Terrible! memestatic.klipy.com
Still thinking about genderfluid avocados
Jeff GrohAvocados come in 2 varieties - A-types start each day female and switch to male midday. B-types do the reverse. In work just published from the last chapter of my PhD, we show this system evolved 40+million yrs ago and is regulated by alleles of 1 transcription factor www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/...