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He's so good I can't bear to listen. It's like watching James Adomian's Elon.

Most excellent

That was good, thanks for the laughs. 😂

Bravo!!!!

tune in for the TRUTH and get some bonus Jim Haggerty hell yeah

mostly interested in the five gallon buckets of survival shrimp protein, when will it be available?

Alex Jones popped like a balloon, in his car 😂

Ответ для Chris⚖️Justice

Do not underestimate the queer Etsy witches.

Ответ для Chris⚖️Justice

So many times. 😂

Fake news. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 😜

It was good stuff but I only made it through 3 bags of popcorn

Well done. Well done.

Ответ для Emma Evans

the Conspiratorial Man Vaguely-Southern Voice

Took ya long enough :V

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

YESSSSSS!!! WHEEEE!!!

Congratulations! 👏🏼

Tim Onion, you’ve done it again

Alex are you in pain right now.

I have a question, since I never followed the original channel- did the Onion finally take control of the channel or is this a spinoff while they wait for things to be finalized? By which I mean, how much is this going to ruin my YouTube algorithm having subscribed?

And may it so be forevermore

Ответ для Shola Hoon

Not that we should kick Alex Jones in his grave

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why not? i’m free tomorrow “Not that we should kick Alex Jones in his grave”

It’s brilliant. Heidecker is almost frightening, his impression of Jones is so spot on.

Patriots in control

Man this is incredible.

Today, we learned the Epstein files can go as high as the almost upper-level.

Is it true there was pepper cheese all over the car? LMFAO

BIG NICK

Now subscribed 🧐🥇

PLUMP BOY 😂

RIP Alex Jones.

Ответ для Hipster Dipster

Rot In Pieces ?

Whataburger blew up Alex Jones and they are not at the failed American State Fair. Communist Jaguars every last one if them.

hell yeah. now could yall make the merch like 40-70% gayer? The rainbows are a nice start but i wanna really queer it up u kno. maybe some slutty little croptops? hot pants?

They'll never know the difference.

That was scary fun. ❤️‍🔥 I wish I could slow the comment roll so all that viewer brilliance was actually legible to mere mortals 👀

Jack Smith killing it!

NICK LUTSKO!!!! YEEEESSSS!!!!!

That was so good and hilarious

Art

I’m only going to watch for the commercials

God I hope this is what finally gives Alex Jones a weapons-grade grabber

The Elf is critical.

No you ain't! Not for another 10 seconds! Deepstate is delaying it!

Is that Tim Robinson I hear as the caller talking about Bozo the Clown?

Love logging onto “9/11 plane POV”

RIP Alex Jones

How long did you practice that voice?

2 am here, but can’t miss this! 😁

Yay.

I am laughing my ass off! Omg good work, guys!!

Jeez! You could have given us a heads up that this was going to happen! 🧐

Congratulations. I am glad that this came to pass. Having lost a loved one to a school shooting, all I can say is ...

Ben, this is amazing.

just laughed so hard i couldn’t see the screen at “hey old man! wanna see me dance?”

‘we need to end this kind of talk now’ had me shivering in my boots (shiver me timbers!) i was so scared i had to grab a kool-aid beet juice super T/low T/ no T/enhanced estrogen rhino horn deer sperm magat cocktail just to calm my nerves and thats before i clicked ‘play’ “InfoWars is now live”

🎉

Imposter Alex Jones is much too wrinkly and gray to be the real one we all remember.

Bravo

OMG. The little bit of productivity i did have has been eliminated. My life is now dedicated to watching InfoWars.

@johnatron.bsky.social

Ответ для Erik

lol I already watched this. So good. “The conspiracy goes all the way to the almost top”

Who made the metal music for the show?

I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just watched this in a hotel room with my 10yo and 16yo just dying laughing thank you Mr. Onion

Right at half time, good timing!

I fucking KNEW it, OMFG I FUCKING KNEW IT FOR YEARS!!!!!!

How does Tim not know about the Multiple Jones theory? How else do you explain the multiple large red guys who appear in malls around December? Make it make sense people.

Watched this while drinking a case of Lemonberry Hogwater and carefully saving my piss LIKE A FREE-THINKING PATRIOT

Ответ для thesmallestbjorn

A nice little nest egg when you turn that into gold.

Suspiciously good. Who's paying you, deep state operative? Oh wait, I am. Carry on.

Exclusive: JFK did NOT kill himself

And, just in time!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

More elf and more Big Nick please!

Lmao I turn it on to “what kind of music do you listen to?” “… Train” perfect answer, thank you for bringing the truth to the people

Ответ для Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew

AND PUDDLE OF MUDD

Ответ для 🐱302czar🐱
Ответ для Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew

The mark of someone who has enough oxygen in their blood.

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Every soul sister knows Emergency is the show that delivers the TRUTH to the people, you said it.

DON'T LET THE LIBERAL MEDIA CANCEL THE INFOWARS ELF

Absolute gold... or piss idk

🤣🤣🤣 I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thank you!🌺

America, Fuck Yeah. I Mean Really This Time.

Need more info on the Elf. Can he materialize anywhere? Mantel? Headboards? Toilet tanks? Or is he solely an NFT-type?

Being in CT, I never saw anything Infowars, but pseudo Jones exploding in his car is hilarious

So what is YouTube’s algorithm going to do to all these new Infowars viewers?

Excited for my own Infowars Elf on a Shelf for the holidays.

I'm out of touch - who is that elf guy?

“I’ve been saying this for years”

finally the truth cums to light

I never thought I'd be rushing through the checkout at Home Depot to get back in time to watch InfoWars -- but here we are! (I was so excited to see Tim and Co. that I messed up the bin number on the 1.5" washers, but luckily the staff didn't make fun of me.)

>gummy worms bit I see there's easter eggs for the policy wonks

This made me tear up.

Can you make physical copies? Asking for a friend #sony

that was hysterical. The mom in me wants to make @timheidecker.bsky.social tea with honey for his voice tho.

This was the best! I even forgot how hot it was outside. Thanks so much you guys.

watching infowars and I get an email about infowars..they know everything.

that's a great way to start the day

JUSTICE FOR THE INFOWARS ELF

Haha! I got your email and immediately deleted it because I forgot you guys had Infowars now! Old habits die hard! 🤦🏼‍♀️

Congrats! Love what you are doing for the families!

I avoid techbroligarch Youtube and Meta as much as possible, maybe InfoWars could bring the truths to Bluesky tho

Goddammit, thank you Ben🤙🏿 I know it was a long haul but you are on the money. That Alex Jones would have made. And y'all are now getting.

Y'all need Mary Hart levels of insurance on Tim's vocal cords 😂

🎈📌🎈📌🎈📌🎈📌🎈📌🎈

Jim Haggerty my hero

when do you get infowars.com

Yes!

This is so good.

Finally the truth about JFK is out there

Okay...this is magic.

Uncanny reproduction

Admirably straight lined. Admirable. Keep it straaight! Sorry that was just a burp. You know when people burp mid sentence. Oh, bad thought. Supreme court burps.

Wish the domain would flip dinner.

I just tried?

Ответ для Josh Mankiewicz

Phoenicians aren't even real.

That was epic!

Ответ для Kate

No, he popped like a balloon in his car

Ответ для Forde

Queer Etsy witches! They got him.

Ответ для n0etic

Either was that or the chainsmoker fairies that lived inside his throat rebelling.

Ответ для Forde

Either way people are saying RIP bozo.

Ответ для n0etic

I actually had to check he was still living, and in the process found out that he's years younger than me. Hate really does age people.

Ответ для Kate

And hitting the bottle like a cossack. He is proficient in both.

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Did your own research at least. And for real like they never do.

Was listening in car and couldn't tell the difference Lost my shit at the "faceprint" bit lmao

This is freaking great! I love it

Ben, FYI you've got some amazing ads rolling on your content right now:

Ответ для Paul Oswald

Santa Claus moonlights as the Benadryl Hat Man.

That caller sounded a lot like Tim from Michigan the Halloween enthusiast..🤔

I had this on and the youtube page open at the same time and the double nick lutsko was transcendent

Always wondered about those Phoenicians.

Instant Classic The lampooning is simultaneously absurdist and hyper-realistic Loved it.

I for one welcome our new Infowars overlords.

Heidecker: You're telling me that the Alex Jones who broke the story that 9/11 was a hoax is not the Alex Jones that exploded? Caller: You're talking 4 or 5 back.

I can’t believe I had 9 Whataburgers yesterday…really makes you think…….

Ответ для Zach Mack

Go to the hospital immediately ! They put mind control drugs in the Yog-Slop secret sauce . Your saturated fat levels are dangerously high !

I do still think Will Sasso should’ve been brought in on this. Heidecker does a great job, but Sasso can also nail the look.

ALSO, I WAS ON THE BOZO SHOW AS A KID. HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

I'm worried about Tim. This is some method actor shit. Do not stay in character, son!