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They had to stop in Belize and ask for directions.

I always assume that the first name is the beastie and the last name is the family's.

He should have called up Seal Team 6. The only way to be sure.

My circle is considerably smaller now, but the overall quality of retained friends has skyrocketed.

They are the wimpiest.

😄

And now they can't be unlearned.

Uh-huh.

Excellent. So glad he's doing better. Dogs generally tolerate steroids (as opposed to most nonsteroidal anti-inflammatories) well. Please be sure that your vet is monitoring his state of hydration, liver function and blood glucose levels.

Shoplifters beware.

Who knows?

I love this. I've used a fake number from an old noir film for years but I'm changing it to Jenny's! Maybe I'll earn more points! 😂

Oh, that darling wading in the kiddie pool! 🩷

Ain't no trash like white trash.

Buckingham palace? Just cited as a possible inspiration.

No offense to sex workers, but Victorian whorehouse chic?

Fuck McCarthy. He still kissed that filthy ass.

Sometimes they get what they deserve.

Pretty much true, but sometimes it takes way too long.

Please make plans to circumvent the post office if you usually vote by mail. Carpool if you must go to a polling place and have no reliable transportation. In states where your ballot can be delivered for you make arrangements to have your vote delivered for you. Good luck to us all.