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darth™️

actually if a small horse shows up at your front door u are definitely inviting it in come on now u probably have a bag of those mini carrots in the refrigerator just in case

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darth™️

when did u find out those expensive baby carrots were just regular carrots cut into pieces and tossed in a sander to smooth the edges

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Liz Lets Loose

I still refuse to believe this. One day I'm going to find a baby carrot farm and post pix on here

8647Stooge

I pretty much always knew it. My wife found out like two years ago. Well, she was informed earlier, but continued to insist they were specially grown tiny until 2 years ago.

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Sean Eric Fagan

A mommy corn and a daddy corn and a pollinator love each other very much, and express this love in a mature, pollinating fashion that only mommy corns, daddy corns, and pollinators do.

Maureen

They were invented by distant cousins of mine (Grimm of Grimmway Farms) because they had excess large carrots. When we went to the grocery store my Mom used to point at the bag and say “ You know we’re related to them”

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darth™️

omfg

Thinking

Wat

Martin Edelweiss

I am so ashamed to admit that I was in my 30s when someone said this and I realized that, all along, I had just assumed they were a type of carrot that just handily never got very big.

Maria McGrath

😹😹😹

LibDib

I don't care. I gladly pay extra so carrots are cut into bite-size pieces so I'll actually eat them instead of throwing them away.

darth™️

does any character speak the words 'the odyssey' in the odyssey to me this is the hallmark of a worthy film for audiences to share a moment together and look at one another knowingly

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Possibly Henery Crun

"So you're all Ithicans on some sort of... Odyssey?"

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Loren Ipsum

Ben Kenobo: Hans, join us on this Star War Hans: no way old man, I’m a mercenary but not an idiot. Ben: but this annoying boy is A New Hope!

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Possible Cabbage 🟢

No, but they do wait until very late in the movie to refer to Mentor by name.

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darth™️

luke: 'i want to go to the stars!' weary han solo: "kid...u do not know what is out there"

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T. Adam Collins

Confusingly, the word “odyssey” to mean a long journey wasn’t really put into practice until 1889 Weird, I know It’s like how oranges aren’t named after the color. The color is named after the fruit

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper

"what is this, some kind of Odyssey?" "say that again"

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Thisistheforestsuccessional

“Let us hop into my Odyssey and i can drop you all off at home”

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I thought Greenland was green!

Odysseus stands, looking out over the ocean. *In the background, Linkin Park's "What I've Done" starts playing.* Odysseus smiles warmly, almost laughing. He exclaims "that was quite....The Odyssey!" and winks to the camera. Smash cut to credits.

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Jay’s Art Corner

“So what are we, on some kind of Iliad?” “Gods I hope this isn’t some Odyssey to get home.”

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Jef Poskanzer

@darthbluesky.bsky.social [whispering to date while watching The Odyssey when The Odyssey first appears on the screen] That's The Odyssey

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Mark

They say "odyssey yes" a lot...

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Lu Skywalker

“The real odyssey are the friends we made along this…odyssey”

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Éamonn Reilly

What are we, some sort of odyssey squad

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Mickey Uss
Barb Cummings

Ages ago. Having grown carrots I was always suspicious of them.

@chriswintersva

Just now.

bkchez1

I was today years old when I learned this

Bruce Halperin

Wait wat

Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿

I think the united farm workers account posted about it a while ago. But yeah, I definitely learned that on Bluesky

Dag.

My parents said the big carrots moved to a farm upstate to retire though.

Orion Woody

Just now

silver

A while ago, but the sense of betrayal remains fresh

Dara Lind

Extremely Darth posting this AM

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DrRamblings

Classic @darthbluesky.bsky.social !

Lily

now

Leslie Lambert

Much older than I like to admit...

Paula

Around the time they stopped labeling them "baby carrots" and switched to "petite carrots"

Silverman on Security

Next thing you're going to tell me is that Santa Claus isn't real.

Martha 🐓

...wut?

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beeswax 🪷 🇺🇸

Gardeners get to taste real baby carrots and there's no comparison!

ElisabetK

We always call them "machined carrots," Darth. They are made specifically to torment people with TMJ.

Steve Portigal

It was a dark day and I refused at first to accept it. How dare they call them babies.

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Steve Portigal

Please don’t tell me the truth about Muppet Babies

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Steve Portigal

This is today’s lunch and I think it refutes your theory Darth here is carrotic reproduction thank you farmers market

Kathy

Literally just this second.

Gary Hyslop

They’re literally the carrots that grew up too messed up to fit in with regular carrot society.

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Redregon ☽⛤☾

They're not messed up. They're special and they're beautiful.

Richard H Moon

TOO LATE

Golden Retrievers Despise Fascists

They start as the blemished carrots that they think no one will buy, and they jump to step 3, profit.

Ceci n’est pas un nacho | homonormative

I ate some of them tonight with half-price hummus. Good value esp considering the horse was a gift.

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outofcontent

They’re actually an extra high sugar varient as well, so they are way less healthy

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