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@darthbluesky.bsky.social I don’t but clearly I should. I don’t wanna be caught out!

no the wooden horse IS a primitive refrigerator, it's how they kept their mezze platters at a nice temp

when did u find out those expensive baby carrots were just regular carrots cut into pieces and tossed in a sander to smooth the edges

I seem to recall that Arnold has one running around his house.

I do not, only whole carrots, because horses are big so need big carrots for when they visit

I know that's right.

I do have such a bag! It is probably 3 months old and every week on garbage day I think about throwing it out but the thought of a small horse visiting stops me.

It has to be very small and cute before I let it in

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The smaller the horse the likelier the invitation tbh

but not tiny wooden horse because bedbugs(nobody gets bedbugs).

The 1st horse is tiny, of course you let it in. The next horse is just a bit bigger, as is the next, and on it goes until you're shopping for a bigger house but the horses keep coming, each one slightly bigger than the last. Outside, the men with swords wait for a horse that is just big enough.

I had one until William Carlos Wiliams came along. Right there. In the icebox. Literally 2 pounds of mini-carrots. The whole thing was just gone. He left some kinda apology note, but I didn't read it. I just fed the paper to the horse.

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