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My AI escaped containment and is doin’ yur mum… …and workin’ on yur da.

Cold kickin’ it live!

I love my Hegel.

It’s 10PM. Do you know where your AI is?

Slaved by the Bell

My cousin just got married!! I couldn’t attend (most of you can figure out why), so I asked my aunt if they had a registry. Got the link, and whoooooo boy. They have terrible taste in glassware, cookware, and linens. Straight people, man. ::sigh::

NGL, Banana Ball is kinda fun. The ESPN advert breaks every 3 minutes totally kill it tho.

In the Frasier episode where they get trapped in the ice fishing cabin, there’s a pinup photo on the wall. In SD, it’s not really discernible at all. Up-res’d, you can make it out… It’s a twink. That isn’t the shape of a woman’s midriff.

Wow, scanned bluesky for a hot minute and found all the insipid bullshit dumbassary that exists here, also exists there… but with an algorithm! So yeah, nah, Fedi/Masto isn’t a special snowflake. …but at least there’s no algorithm.

Keep the Christ in “Jesus Christ what the fuck are you doing?!”

Still having Steam issues on the mac… This is with a fresh download (note that the website download only has the X86_64 binary, but an ARM does exist, if you opt into their beta, which you can't do if Steam itself can't run. It appears the code signing is […] [Original post on mastodon.online]

I always wonder why Jonathan Capehart doesn’t just hold up a picture of David Brooks with Jeffrey Epstein everytime he says some dumb shit on News Hour.

Indeed, let’s stop using the term influencer, and start only referring to them as paid spokespeople. Or pools of liquid poo, whichever.

RE: https://mastodon.online/@parismarx/117055149987410495 This is a junket, and actual journalists are generally contractually barred from going on them. Influencers are just that. Paid spokespeople. They are not to be trusted. Ever.

The new Miatas (MX 5s I think??) have a particular red with a heavy metal flake and it is SO hot!! So exciting! It looks holographic, but not in a rainbow stripy way, just a lot of depth and space. Bravo Mazda. I’m so over boring putty coloured cars.

All hail Tech Jesus… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WP6kEO3i8g Gamers Nexus is poisoning their data because they can't stop the scrapers.

MY AI AGENT DOES COCAINE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VCdJyOAQYM Fun fact: the ‘Tennessee’ is a Prince sample pitched and mutated in various ways taken from the song Alphabet Street.

Wait, hold the fuck up. How the fuck are you ‘outlaw country’ and also ‘blue lives matter’?! The fuck kinda brain damage you got?? The shit I see on people’s trucks in the WASP suburbs, man… it is some dumbass shit. You can’t be having a confederate flag sticker on your truck with CONNECTICUT […]

My AI said to your AI sitting by the fire…