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the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life.

oh, I guess Pain & Gain if you want Michael Bay and meatheads, but uh, it's very much a Michael Bay movie (I love it though)

also Good Time very much so for another Safdie movie

Go (very 1999 vibes, but good fun)

If the chef was Hannibal, he could do the cooking _and_ the murdering on your behalf

by god you're right. Well obviously, add more cheese then. I'm not a nutritionist but I see no drawbacks

Should this information be useful to anyone looking to substitute/replicate a meat product, this tofu is _uncannily_ close to smoked sausage. The exterior even has a sausage skin-like snap to it

if you end up murdering someone in a fit of rage then I'll obviously provide an alibi after deleting this comment, of course

this probably already exists given how protein everything else does, don't @ me I just wanted to do the meme

anyone who is about to wade into Odyssey discourse but hasn't seen Ulysses 31 should stop and watch Ulysses 31 youtu.be/OZ4c1X5ene8?... If you've never heard of it then be prepared for the highest of high concept animated shows from the early 80s (sorry for potato quality link)

😆😆if someone dunked on me this hard, I'd _ask_ to be kept in the deepest darkest supermax so that no one would ever see my shame out in the world after being so thoroughly owned

well it's a film about ancient greece so I certainly hope that I see some men getting pulled off

Number 10 North just looks like an annoying restaurant in zone one where a mediocre burger is £26 and when it arrives you ask where the chips are the waiter tells you "those are ordered separately" and you order them and they're £7 and come in a little metal bucket for cunts.

no. I also wouldn't buy a monorail from this guy either but evidently many would

Alan Moore knows the score

I once ended up ordering a (legit? bootleg? I can't tell) South Korean DVD release of a German film in order to get it with English subtitles, the struggle is real!

Aubergine.

Extremely helpful

I _knew_ it!

I'm not sure if there's a photo, it's on the floorplan though