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Trump is weak on crime Pardons en mass Line for pardons to the White House

He’ll simply heal himself! He’s official lord and savior, tonight - of America anyway.

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It'd basically be the funniest thing to happen in human history, by a wide margin.

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Guess he doesn’t understand the church is about forgiveness not retribution.

What next - Pope is soft on childhood death penalty laws and a pansy on toddler concentration camps.

Laughing. Yeppers. Nothing but lunatic ranting by a human who loves crime and is very strong criminally.

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But he has a much longer record than Pope Leo. The Pope hasn’t got 34 Felony convictions, a rape conviction, several fraud convictions and he’s not in the Epstein files.

History shows that past popes were men (and one disguised woman) who had more power than kings, because of their position with God. They had God given divine power. They were also mortal men who used and sometimes abused their power.

Trump…a moron…🤦🏻‍♀️

Pope is woke joke

The criminal Trump’s accusing the Pope of being weak on crime is a masterpiece of DRAMATIC IRONY!

It's batshit

Since JD Vance killed the last Pope, it's only fair that the current Pope should do the deed as payback

especially if he got struck by lightning while golfing.

Dan Brown is writing the screenplay play as we skeet

Leo weak on crime and on nuclear weapons? I'm shocked. Shocked, I say!

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If only

Is JD back in the states yet?

Excellent point.

Pope, President, either way, the Devil comes for all pedophile enablers in the end.

How much do you have to suck to lose TWO Popes 👇

If America wants to be a Christian country perhaps it should start following the teachings of Christ!

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The Evangelical Christian ‘Rapture’ happened last September didn’t it?! (23rd Sept I think). You remember – all the holy Evangelicals ascended up into the clouds to join Jesus in Heaven. ☁️

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Wait until Trump finds out about Jesus (woke af!)

I love how Pope Leo was chosen, according to DJT, because that was how the Vatican chose to deal with Trump, choosing an American. Every single thing that happens to a because of Trump. Such a narcissist. What would a “tough on crime” Pope even look like?

. This seems mild compared to most everything else he says and does.

I believe Monty Python addressed this very issue.

Trump: “Pope Leo is weak on nuclear weapons…” Someone please give him a loaded shotgun.

I'm dying to know what a pope who's "strong on crime" looks like. Maybe he'd change the Sistene Chapel into a detention centre and turn confession booths into interrogation rooms?

I mean, the guy has had the same Ten Point bullet list for ages. And Folks are still coveting others wives and things. Maybe he needs to say "though shalt not kill...white Americans."?

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Pope Leo for President 2028!

Christ forgave criminals! Would Christ have forgiven the felon Trump?

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Irony: A blatant criminal accusing someone else of being a criminal while engaging in massive criminality. This unhinged lunatic is actively dragging the world to hell. Nothing he does or says is funny.

But then he posts himself as Jesus and THAT becomes the funniest last post.

Convicted felon Prez tweets that Pope is weak on crime why why must we live in such ridiculous times

JD needs to return and visit him in the Oval Office as the last step.

JD and the Pope ("Chico and the Man" song parody)YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgeraldyoutu.be

that is true he has said very little on child molestation but the church is just getting over its own deal with that

Hopefully he doesn’t have the same resurrection skills that Jesus had

No way Satan would take him home. Too much work left.

Cmon magic cheeseburger

Karma needs to work on her timing. She's missing a great opportunity here.

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Trump's an idiot!

Hmmm…you think the faux holy rollers are finally seeing the crazy heretic in Trump yet?

We need the lightning bolt to come down

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Definitely would be fitting.

I read that and laughed too, but Trump was serious. He probably thinks he can either fire the Pope or invade the Vatican.

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Maybe Trxmp would have loved to see some Don Vito Corleone (The Godfather) in the popes position.

Then the champagne flows...

Weak on crime?? Have you met the police force dispatched to Mar-a-Lago. And yes those will live up to the name "pig stickers" if someone resists arrest

The convicted felon head of the Trump crime family complains that the Pope is weak on crime. Hmmmm

God has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Either drumpf is going to crown himself as the Antipope like Clement V (nobody is better at antipoping than him of course) or he’ll march on the Vatican…

Oh please, please, please, please little clot, don’t let us down!!!

So we’re supposed to hate the Pope because he doesn’t like genocide?

Pope Leo for president 2028

Yeh, that long-hoped-for It... Pretty weird to see how the POTUS is reacting to the first American Pope, but that's what we expect nowadays.

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Low IQ Pope.

Did not realize that CONCLAVE was a crime drama.

it being a hamburger doing it's job

I don't know how many people know this but fighting crime isn't part of the pope's job. That said, who would even try to arrest pope Batman the first?

Right? Is the Pope supposed to fight crime????

"It" could mean many, many things. Like the no-more-ancient-civilization thing, which might still happen next Tuesday. But yeah--time for another Big Mac with bacon, chief.....

Hopes and prayers for that final McDonald's Surf and Turf meal

Smite him to hell

This made me chuckle.

Well, he is weak on crime. He is also weak on insurance fraud too... but hey, those must be under the "all other duties" on his vatican job description. lol. tRump is such a dork!

THANK YOU. I needed that one

Let us pray.

Wait until when Trump says Leo is soft on immigration and luvs immigrants and Leo suggests reading Matt 25: 34-46 SCOREBOARD!

Soft on crime... wears a dress and jewelry... a woke joke!

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By lightning ⚡️

Let’s go God!!!

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It’s true though, isn’t the pope the number one child molester protector on the planet???

Again, the fact that we all know what "it" is bespeaks the unpopularity of the "last poster.".

It needs to happen soon.

Just noticed: despite all the fake religious terms he occasionally spouts, I'm pretty sure he's never used that "or may God strike me dead" phrase...

We deserve this.

DJT is like your uncle who yells at cable news suddenly decides he’s now auditing the Vatican. What’s next, Trump calling the Dalai Lama “low energy”? WTF?

Oh no! Not ANOTHER dead Pope!

Know who else was “weak on crime”? JESUS CHRIST! But, hey, he thinks he’s BIGGER than Christ. And so does maga.

Oh that would be just fabulous and so fitting!!!

I'm really hoping my atheism is about to be seriously tested.

Anyone who disagrees with or stands up to President Pedo Bully is the enemy!! Taking on the Pope is a big mistake.

I hear the Devil is even easier on crime down in Hell. Many are saying.

"Leo's Weak on Nuclear Weapons" might be even better.

Do you realize that it's virtually guaranteed that some cult member will make a meme of tRump as Jesus welcoming tRump to their heaven? Virtually. guaranteed. unironically.

I see what you did there.

Tbf *any* of his posts would be the funniest last post before It Happens.

Read a thread last week where everyone showed their all time favorite funny post, they were good, but trumps pope post beats them all by a mile

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somewhere in the white house is a blood clot yearning to be free

Trump may just have a point. (That made me ill just typing it.)

Yes 😅

What does Trump want, the Pope advocating using the rack again?

He said hold my Adderall…

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Pope Leo 2028! He’s an American!!!

Jesus was notoriously soft on crime.

POPE LEO IS WEAK ON TRUMP. HE SHOULD SEND COVERT PONTIFICAL SWISS GUARDS TO THE US TO KIDNAP TRUMP AND BRING HIM TO THE VATICAN AND HAVE HIM BURNED ON THE STAKE AT ST. PETER’S SQUARE. VANCE AND HEGSETH CAN BE WITNESSES TO THE BURN.

Man if it had happened this atheist would have been an instant convert to Catholicism!

He can see if St. Peter is weak on crime. #EternalJudgement