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Several of those around. Good idea.

It’s a trap.

Heaven 😍

The only robots I am on board with are the cheese vending ones.

Cheese doesn’t last 24 hours in this house.

One for @swilua.bsky.social

I will fight and die for a future where my children’s children can have cheese on demand!

@followthatband.bsky.social !!

There's a cake fridge in Shetland. It featured in one of the police dramas. Apparently if you don't pay for the cake you take they'll send Tosh and Jimmy after you...

More of this kind of thing.

dear curator rob please may i come for a sleepover with huxley where we get to visit the cheese vending machine for our midnight snacks?

You gotta take that right turn.

Working on that night cheese

France has baguette ones!

Blessed are the cheesemakers, and also their vending machines.

Meat vending machine in Germany

One of our local cherry farms has a cherry concentrate vending machine. Pretty sure it is 24 hours for those people that have lost control of their lives and need to make 2am jellies.

Yes please

Airport cheese vending machine... www.vendingconnection.com/articles/say...

Ok, that's better than i thought.

They have these in Bratislava as well:

There's a farm near here that has egg vending machines outside.

Sorry, the goat cheese lads of Selles-sur-Cher got there first.

😢

Visions of a perfect future.🤤 Unf, it'll probably be all melty from, like, the whole 'world being on fire' thing. (Oh no, is the future fondue...?)

I once lived within 200m of a milk dispensing machine, ad did I use it at 02:00? Why yes, surprisingly often.

The futures bright

civilization has peaked at last

Okay, well clearly this needs to be a thing everywhere, and for most of the common foods. I would gladly wander down to my village and pop my card in a cheese dispenser when I'm feeling peckish at 3am.

Does it also have 24hr wine and cracker vending machines?

Not just cheese, either: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Farmers installing vending machines for 24/7 sales boostFarmers are installing vending machines to sell milk, meat and ice cream directly to the public 24/7.www.bbc.co.uk

I am getting cheesed-off with self-service machines. 😉

Victimless technology providing a meaningful quality of life improvement. This is more than just the future, this is the panacea of human existence. I'm equal parts happy and sad to know this exists, because it is wonderous, but simultaneously, proof that it truly is all downhill from here.

But does it have a Yorkshire accent?

Farm vending machine with Yorkshire accent @our cow molly farm Sheffield UK #ocmvendingmachineshopYouTube video by In the Tub Mediayoutu.be

Also available: fresh milk.

my next album will be called 24 hour cheese vending machine

This is the kind of thing I WANTED to see when watching 'Tomorrows World' back in the day.

YES

Vermont has had 24 hour farm stands for ages!

Is this an appetizer cheese? An entree topping cheese? A dessert cheese? No sir, this is TWENTY-FOUR HOUR CHEESE!

That’s my sort of vending machine. I’d heard of milk vending machines but not cheese.

The cheese vending machine at the Pullman airport next to Washington State University has been a literal lifesaver for me. But first one must understand the context which is very important. But that any WSU alum will understand.

And I'm all for it.

Aaaaah 🤤. The fullfilling of my dreams!

/reads the post /reads all of the replies Have none of you played Cyberpunk 2077?! This is how it starts, people!!

I see your cheese and raise you sausage. bsky.app/profile/jymp...

@marcusbrig.bsky.social

This is a future I can fight for.

Have you seen this @twistedrao.bsky.social 🙈

Guess I’m taking a trip!!

There’s one not too far away that’s 24hr milk and a vending machine with cheese, bacon, sausages, eggs and butter. Been operating for a few years.

Bring it on

Is that a vending machine which can dispense cheese all day, or which dispenses ephemeral cheese?

Wow. Love it. Wake up, #Cambridge! Where are my 24-hour cheese, beer, sausicon, Iberico and macaron machines?