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bought candy at the pool for a 13yo and she tried to give me cash. i was like nahh it's nbd, and she goes "girl i have seen your car." 13yo girls remain undefeated. you think you're talking to a child but you're actually talking to whatever gods used to send to punish mortals for their hubris

Depends. Both my grandparents were working on the land with their hands at some time but my grandfather was a teacher as his "real" job, and my grandmother happily ruled the kitchen, making preserves, jams, quince jelly, pickled stuff. So there are "avenues", as it were.

IN FIVE DAYS! The monster hunt begins!! AMELIA SHADOWS AND THE MONSTER IN THE BOX, from me and @papercutzgn.bsky.social!!! On shelves August 4th!!!! #KidsComics #ComingSoon #AmeliaShadows

Pitching my Backrooms sequel "Frontrooms" featuring that never-used living room at Nana's house where the furniture is covered in plastic and the air smells forbidden.

You can do this with me anytime, anywhere. Women, non-binary, trans, whoever. I'm here for you.

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com. Inspired by recent news about the SpudCell. NS subscribers can read about it here: www.newscientist.com/article/2532...

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#booksky #poetry #poetrysky With all the buzz about The Odyssey, this one is very relevant

Kermit as Odysseus Scooter as Telemachus Miss Piggy as Penelope Sam The Eagle as Poseidon Zendaya stays as Athena

See also: www.av1611.org/Azakov I think I once wrote to that page asking whether the picture was from the Weekly World News and... they didn't deny it

I don't know who needs to hear this* but Paul Duane's EXQUISITE Folk Horror film All You Need Is Death i streaming for free on Tubi. You're Welcome. *everyone