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The Spider-Man 2 train sequence is a masterclass in action, and none of the Spider-Man movies since Sam Raimi departed the series have come close to it. The team beautifully pulled it off with a mixture of VFX techniques available to them, including CGI!

Spider-Man: Brand New Day features “innovations” for the MCU, such as lighting that doesn’t look flat, real color choices, and images that don’t look entirely bland.

Spider: Brand New Day? More like Spider-Man: Brand Damage Control.

Just sat through the trailer for Ebenezer in the theater, and everyone involved with that movie deserves jail time

Just saw a guy dressed as Spider-Noir using the urinal in the theater bathroom

Taste!

The baggage of the MCU tends to suck the air out of its projects for me. I don’t want to feel like I need to do homework. Show me a guy who slays vampires. Show me a dude who spins webs. I don’t care about any of the universe’s machinations. The multiverse even less so.

mama mia. he’s trapped.

This man waited seven years only for Marvel to absolutely fumble his project

Eli Roth in his current human form is in disguise. He’s actually a pig.

we used to be a country

I bought a used iPad Mini and will be referring to it as my “The X-Files Machine”

forget your zodiac sign, tell me your favorite Snoopy sibling

generative AI can’t capture the texture of food. it’s never tasted anything. it has no context for anything. how could it possibly ever know?

I got a ticket to see Coyote vs. Acme in 4DX and I hope an anvil falls on my head.

The Cowboy in Mulholland Drive is the best distillation of what a producer does on a movie.

they wore him down lol