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Soylent Green is dates!

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That’s based on a couple of studies. One had 182 subjects and the other had 114. The abstract of the latter concludes, “The results warrant a randomised controlled trial.” I wouldn’t want to base pregnancy recommendations on that.

The International Journal of Medical Bullshit

I’d forgotten about that.

*faints*

“Style” might be too strong a term.

There once was a man from Nantucket!

I don’t have any work waiting in my queue, so I guess I’ll go online and look for jokes…

i've run the numbers three times now and it's always the same

And this person’s “hey l’il lady, let me explain this” approach is made of ick.

“Made of attack drone metal” is a pretty gross marketing gimmick. And assuming that she’s too dim to understand it is also kinda gross.

I trust she’s aware of that. As a marketing move, it is rather disgusting.

Ma’am, here’s your parachute. Good luck!

Nature is healing!

❨chitinous skittering❩ #ASMR

The major difference between the Cybertruck flop and the Edsel flop is that fifty years from now, vintage car enthusiasts will not be searching for the last surviving and still running Cybertrucks. And I think that’s just lovely.

Memorize a bunch of lyrics from Carmina Burana. Few people will recognize it.

It’s the Edibles Kicking in, Charlie Brown!

(sound of giant fungoids slurping up overly inquisitive neighbors) #ASMR