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She has great taste.

Well, tomorrow is.

a study that investigates the correlation between the advent of smart phones and people masturbating with their non-dominant hand

Recently a family member told me he didn’t “get” my crush on John Leguizamo and I don’t know why I didn’t just show him this photo

Of course 😂😎

IKR And let’s be honest I’d probably buy way more important things if I suddenly found myself much more flush than usual. 😭😅😂

🤭🥰🥰

If I mysteriously come into about 90+K (it’s at 89 now) in the next six days… 😂😭😭😭

Bro, I was going to compare thee to a summer's day, but bro you are far more lovely and way, WAY more temperate

🩷🩷

Exactly

😂😂😂 Not old enough.

CHAPTER 80. The Nut. Paragraph 4

spermy heaps

First image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud.

I just have a soft spot for the old Broncos. I can’t help myself.

How can’st thou endure without being mad?

Same.

I just want to be remembered for my ability to light up a room and to crush a man’s head with my thighs

They’re as new as you can get. Good luck.